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We're not exactly calling you a liar, but…
When you say "five minutes", do your friends hear "two-and-a-half hours"?
If so, WE RELATE.
What's more, we have just the art print for you!
Because although a touch of cheeky self-awareness might not turn back the clock, it'll certainly put you in the best mood while you're getting ready.
Boldly stamped with textured black ink, this is in-vogue wall art that will bring you lots of smiles.
(And we're guessing your friends will find themselves laughing and nodding in agreement with its message, too!)
We personally print every design you order on luxuriously thick, satin-smooth 260gsm paper & Premium Matte Paper.
And we use only the most premium quality, high-pigment inks — for rich, bold colours that'll be just as vibrant in 20 years as they are today.
Ordering a pre-framed edition? We frame each and every print ourselves. Each frame is individually handcrafted from genuine woods — right here in Yorkshire.
(No outsourcing to cheap corporate manufacturers!)
Your frame/print combo will be delivered to your door with a backboard and screen both included, to keep your print safely shielded from dust and damage when it's on the wall.
(No assembly required — you'll have your new print hanging on the wall in no time at all. Then it's time to pop the kettle on, sit back and enjoy!)